Sloth Mom 🦥 @CaseyExplosion Internet sloth, and gigantic nerd. Avatar by @skutchdraws banner by @LiquidAzalea. She/her. Streaming Tues/Wed/Thurs/Sun at: Sep. 20, 2019 1 min read

Wait, is this about Randy Pitchford?

Is "Chris" actually Randy? Because "Randy Pitchford wrecked my marriage by convincing my husband to start a magician restaurant" is the kind of story I would have absolutely hesitation believing.

Also, that restaurant is the creepiest damn thing. Having staff in on the tricks to you can impress dates? What's the name of the restaurant gonna be, the Gaslight Brasserie?

Damnit, I accidentally a word in the opening tweet.

"Absolutely *NO hesitation"

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