A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat) @JuliusGoat Novelist—THE REVISIONARIES coming 12/3/19 tinyurl.com/yxkldcx7 Newsletter: tinyletter.com/ARMoxon Blog: armoxon.com/ He/him Repped by @samroebuck Sep. 21, 2019 1 min read

*Pelosi opens with queen’s pawn*

crowd: classic opening

*Trump cuts off Pelosi’s arms with a chainsaw*

crowd: that fool, he’s going to lose the game in 4 moves now

*Pelosi advances king’s knight with her teeth*

crowd: truly she is the Chessmaster

*Trump revs woodchipper*

Trump isn’t complex. He’s a dumb thug. He doesn’t know he’s losing at chess because he’s drenching the room in gasoline.

I think Pelosi is a very smart person with many accomplishments, and an admirable figure in many ways, and she has utterly, unforgivably, failed to apprehend this moment, and so now she has to resign, so that someone capable of doing her job can do it, and it’s just that simple.

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