Mike Stuchbery 💀🍷+ Your Authors @MikeStuchbery_ Journalist, Writer, Historian & Disgraced Former Supply Teacher. Sep. 29, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

Carved pumpkins of the Stuttgart Sonnenhof Farm Shop: A miscellany.

#1: "Karen, let me see the kids, I'm begging you!"

#2: "If trees need CO2 to survive, how come more of it is a problem? Checkmate, liberals!"

#3: "WE SURVIVED WW2, WHY CANT WE SURVIVE A NO DEAL BREXIT?"

#4: "Mister, if we gave you the money, would you buy us a six-pack of Snakebite and a packet of Marlboro Lights?"

#5: "K-k-kill me, I beg-g you. Th-this ain't no kind of life!"


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