A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat) @JuliusGoat Novelist—THE REVISIONARIES coming 12/3/19 tinyurl.com/yxkldcx7 Newsletter: tinyletter.com/ARMoxon Blog: armoxon.com/ He/him Repped by @samroebuck Oct. 03, 2019 1 min read

This shocks me, a swing voter. I will now vote for bastion of sexual probity Donald Trump.

This is how you know she’s a front-runner, btw. You can and should ignore all stories from the right. They learned they can make up any old bullshit back in 2004 with swift boaters.

Anyway Elizabeth Warren’s got a plan for that ass. God bless America.

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