Eric Garland+ Your Authors @ericgarland Intelligence analyst and advisor to CEOs and governments. I break down global events into clear narratives and appropriate profanity. Oct. 15, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

John Bolton: "Sure, I was willing to work for the Russian-owned former Genovese Mob asset, but that Rudy guy creeped me out! Call the sheriff!" Suuuuure.

"Work as national security advisor for a guy whose first choice was a literal agent of Russia and Turkey? Sure. But Rudy is too Mob!" Nice try, Mr. Bolton.

Who's winning the sincerity Olympics this week?

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