Eric Garland @ericgarland Strategic intelligence analyst. Want to learn more about Trump-Russia? Check out Game Theory Today. Oct. 25, 2019 1 min read

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LET US HELP YOU WITH THE MORE FREQUENTLY PART you know as much as we'll miss Russians pretending to be from swing states and all.

BREAKING! Russia unveils new Deprive the Riviera of Oligarchs as Punishment Policy, in which it sanctions the French Riviera from receiving essential Russian oligarchs, who will sail from Archangelsk where it is MUCH NICER.

NATO pigdogs will badly miss Fun Russian Helpful Oligarchs and be VERY JEALOUS as they sail from MUCH MORE AWESOME PORT OF ARCHANGELSK, complete with private-no-NATO Internets!

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