Eric Garland+ Your Authors @ericgarland Intelligence analyst and advisor to CEOs and governments. I break down global events into clear narratives and appropriate profanity. Oct. 25, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

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BREAKING! Russia unveils new Deprive the Riviera of Oligarchs as Punishment Policy, in which it sanctions the French Riviera from receiving essential Russian oligarchs, who will sail from Archangelsk where it is MUCH NICER.

NATO pigdogs will badly miss Fun Russian Helpful Oligarchs and be VERY JEALOUS as they sail from MUCH MORE AWESOME PORT OF ARCHANGELSK, complete with private-no-NATO Internets!

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