Seth Abramson+ Your Authors @SethAbramson Lawyer. Professor. NYT bestselling author. @Newsweek columnist with many appearances @CNN, @CBC, @BBC. My new book, Proof of Corruption, is at amzn.to/2TcvDsH. Nov. 04, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

I cannot *believe* Don didn't use this photo for his book cover

PS/ This may've been photoshopped by a lib—but sorry, Don, when you "trigger" a lib you never know *what* they'll do, like maybe hilariously capture your very soul in a timeless pic Dorian Gray-style

PS2/ I'm also open to this being real in which case whichever publicist failed to make this Don's book cover has to be fired ASAP

PS3/ Pretty sure there's either a brush fire or the witch from Snow White headed toward Don from like eight yards off-camera

PS4/ @DanielMilsted I think you win, the sticker sells it

PS5/ I'm convinced now: pampered lumberjack dressage is a thing

The awkward leg-lift does it

PS6/ Anyone who's held in really painful gas for the duration of a photo-shoot knows where Don's at here

PS7/ Jesus why did this picture have to be the one piece of real news to come out of the Trump family  https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/18/style/donald-trump-jr-business-politics-hunting-twitter-vanessa-haydon.html 

PS8/ All jokes aside I swear when I read the NYT headline for the article above for the first time because I'd seen the picture previously and had "stump" in my head I actually thought the headline was

DONALD TRUMP JR. IS HIS OWN KIND OF STUMP


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