“You’re going to punish a crumb-faced president whose hand was caught in the cookie jar *when he didn’t even get the cookie* that particular time??
Yeah Nikki. We sure are. And we see you, too.
“The Watergate burglars didn’t even get the intel they were looking for, and obviously Nixon’s cover-up conspiracy failed to cover it up, so how can you *possibly* say a crime was committed?”
HALEY 2024 “Crime Ain’t Crime If You Don’t Get Caught; Crime Ain’t Crime If You Do”
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