SlothHammer 40K+ Your Authors @CaseyExplosion Internet sloth, and gigantic nerd. Avatar by @skutchdraws banner by @LiquidAzalea. She/her. Streaming Tues/Wed/Thurs/Sun at: Dec. 07, 2019 1 min read + Your Authors

I got no beef with anyone about this, but cud we stop suggesting that my affinity to my fursona(s) are based on the puns I can make about them? It doesn't behoove anyone to speculate like this, so could we cut the bull and stop milking this already? Moove on already.

Me: *Turns into a cow*

"Ah well, it is a full MOOn after all..."

Better put on a jumper, I feel fresian.

Damn, that should've been "Better put on a jersey" 🐮

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