Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar New York Magazine/HuffPost Contributor Email: [email protected] Direct Messages Open Text/Call/Signal/Confide/WhatsApp: 310-795-2497. Agents: UTA Dec. 30, 2019 1 min read

Tomorrow is a very special man’s birthday

I’m tweeting this now because I’m petty and want to be first!

Please join me in wishing @andylassner a very happy birthday

I don’t know what I would do without you, Andy. Even though you can’t handle when I’m nice to you. I love you

2. @andylassner is going to be very annoyed that I’m tweeting all of this so make your birthday messages extra nice so I don’t end up in the dog house for too long!

3. Did you wish @andylassner a happy birthday?!?

4. For some reason I bring out this energy in men.

Happy birthday @andylassner!!

I (we) love you!


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