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Just another one of the layoffs. Truly Seltzer, Doja Cat, and learning to code.
Mar. 23, 2020
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Just another one of the layoffs. Truly Seltzer, Doja Cat, and learning to code.
Mar. 23, 2020
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Wtf is NOAA gonna do about coronavirus? $33,200,000 for new facilities? Why, Nancy?
Why does Nancy want $100,000,000 for NASA and $100,000,000 for “Construction and Environmental Compliance”?
Omfg. Nancy is demanding $278,000,000 for the.......
Jesús H Christ, Nancy’s coronavirus bill wants $35,000,000 for the JFK performing arts center.
$90,000,000 for an HIV program?
Wtf is the National Center for Advancing Translational Sciences?
$7,000,000 for one specific DC charter school, Gallaudet University
Howard University gets a $23,000,000 handout.
$300,000,000 for the Corporation for public broadcasting.
$1,000,000 for the Sergeant at Arms and Doorkeeper of the Senate.
$300,000,000 for “Migration and Refugee Assistance”
Oh you thought the Wokeness ended at diversity of corporate boards?
If Federal agencies use any banks owned by white men, they gonna have to splain themselves
God almighty this sumbitch is long
The Feds are gonna buy $300,000,000 worth of food and then redistribute it.
Oh Christ. Another Committee is born.
Wifi hotpots and iPads. We’re holding up relief to Americans for WiFi hotspots and iPads. Incredible.
CORRECTION: Pelosi isn’t asking for $278,000,000 for the IRS.
I have nothing to promote. I’m a soon-to-be unemployed oilfield worker who lives in a camper down by the river and probably just left the rig site for the last time for 1-2 years. You can follow @Oilfield_Rando.
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You wanna talk about slush funds? Wtf does this have to do with coronavirus?
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INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE
Almost 300 mil for the I.R. f cking S.
Democrats never get to use the word slush fund again, ever.
I thought this was a coronavirus bill?
Odd seeing one school singled out like this, I’m guessing somebody called in a favor
Howard’s Endowment: $647,000,000
Thanks Nance!
$500,000,000 for the Insitute of Museum and Library Services.
Vital shit, guys!
Gotta tip everybody I reckon!
Really looking out for those American workers, @SpeakerPelosi!
WE USING MORE MINORITY BANKS YALL
What you wanna bet they’re gonna suck at that?
She’s asking for $602,000,000 for the IRS. I missed the $324,000,000 for “Operations Support”
Cash app is $OilGunsMerica. I don’t need it, but I’ll take it.
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