Tren Griffin @trengriffin I work for Microsoft. Previously I was a partner at Eagle River, a private equity firm established by Craig McCaw. I am on the board of directors of Kymeta. Apr. 25, 2020 1 min read

TMZ always has the best sources of news about North Korea it seems. It might be wise to get another source tho given that this has significant implications.

THE NEW YORK POST is fighting back hard against the TMZ scoop:

"Kim Jong Un in ‘vegetative state,’ Japanese media report says."

Which state tho? Both Texas and Cali grow lots of vegetables. Florida?

"Kim needed a stent procedure done, but apparently it either wasn't done rapidly enough, or it was botched completely by the surgeon -- with some reports saying he had shaky hands." TMZ

Reports are that the surgeon was thrown by Blofeld into the piranha pool in the Volcano Lair.

Irish bookmaker Paddy Power revealed in a press release that the odds of Dennis Rodman being the next Great Leader of North Korea have risen from only 30% as of Feb. 10 to 67% as of today.

“We are really bullish about Rodman's chances said Paddy Power in the press release.

My jokes were snubbed by The New York Post again. Biased.

"Ain't no party like a West Coast party
'Cause a West Coast party don't stop" 

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