Blair Braverman+ Your Authors @BlairBraverman Dogsledder. Author. Adventurer. If you like these tweets, you'll love WELCOME TO THE GODDAMN ICE CUBE (@eccobooks). Apr. 30, 2020 1 min read + Your Authors

As you may remember, our barn cat Spring likes to be wherever the excitement is

There is no business on the farm that isn’t Spring’s business

She knows exactly where to go to tease the dogs without letting them reach her

And she’s a great mouser, too, which we love. But now that it’s warmer, we do have one concern: is she gonna bother wild birds?

So Q did some internet sleuthing...

That’s right, little Spring. It’s time for your FANCY BIRD COLLAR!

The bird collar is basically a brightly colored neck scrunchie that fits around a collar and turns your cat into a stylish circus performer

At first, Spring wasn’t completely sure about it

But pretty soon she started strutting her stuff

*looking up at the silo where the doves live, OH HEY THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW*

So that’s the story of how Spring came to rule the farm—even more

But wait. Flame noticed.

(well, everyone noticed, because Spring decided to go around and give the dogs a fashion show)

Flame is the only one who got jealous, though. Style is very important to her. And now the cat had fashion and she didn’t?

We had to fix that.

Flame’s new unicorn snood is a gift from her friend @missmarjiec and it is one of the fanciest things she owns

Sure, sometimes we make her share it

But she still knows she’s the queen.

The end.

You can follow @BlairBraverman.


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