+ Your AuthorsArchive @pegobry Fellow @EPPCdc. I occasionally write things longer than tweets. Jan. 18, 2021 1 min read

Am I the only one who has noticed that old atheists have jowls?

(To be fair, Dawkins is a stretch. I picked an unflattering photo, in reality, he doesn't have a jowl.)

But this is something that, for real, has bugged me for many years. There is absolutely a correlation between (after a certain age) atheism and a big jowl. And something like a clenching of the jaw?

Anyway, here's Olivier Duhamel, constitutional law scholar, head of the endowment for an elite French university, recently revealed to have committed incest and held sex parties with kids for the French left-of-center elite in his summer house.

This is my theory. Spend your life scowling, and you end up with the bottom of your face looking like a square slab.

Look at that beautiful, taut skin. A skin that comes from faith, healthy living, and joy.

I absolutely believe this to be true. (Know it to be, in fact.)

You can follow @pegobry.


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