Eric Garland+ Your Authors @ericgarland Intelligence analyst and advisor to CEOs and governments. I break down global events into clear narratives and appropriate profanity. Mar. 02, 2018 1 min read + Your Authors

<POSITIVE RANT😀>

I haven't done of these in a while, where I refocus on all the historically amazing things going down. Ready? PREPARE FOR ALL CAPS!

GOOD PEOPLE OF THE TWITTER BEAR WITNESS TO HOW MANY TREASONWEASEL F**KBAGS ARE GOING DOWN!!!

LOOK AROUND! LOOK AROUND! AT HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO NOT BE A TREASONY SCUMSUCKER RIGHT NOW! 😀😀😀😂⚖️⚖️🔥

because BREAKING: BIBI OFFICIALLY ADDED AS TARGET TO THIRD CRIMINAL CASE!

MOAR BARRELS FOR BIBI! 🔥🔥🔥🤣  https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/02/middleeast/netanyahu-israel-corruption-questioning-intl/index.html 

OH, AND HOW MANY BARRELS ARE LINED UP?

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS MUCH SCHADENFREUDE? IT'S NEUROLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

The LIVING EMBODIMENT OF DUNNING KRUGER MOB RICH LITTLE SHIT is queued up on probably 84,000 months of prison! A world record!

PROPAGANDA BARBIE'S BUSINESSES ARE UNDER FBI COUNTERINTELLIGENCE INVESTIGATION!

Oh yes, when your business is under FBI-CI investigation AND WE KNOW ABOUT IT, you are up for 56,000 months of jail - and soon! 😂😂😂🖕🖕🔥⚖️

HOW SCREWED ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

OK, intelligence agencies you've never heard of are launching light-hearted social media presences so you know JUST WHO WILL BE ARRESTING THE WORLD'S ASS-FACED CRIMINAL MOBSTER SCUMBAGS!

WHO'S GOING DOWN?

We've got bankster corporate raiders!

We've got Kremliny French Nazis!

KIDS, IF YOU'RE A CROOKED SCUMBAG OR TREASONWEASEL OR PROPAGANDIST OR ALL OF THE ABOVE, IT'S NOT YOUR YEAR!

Or your century. It's OURS. 😍⚖️😎

So whether you're human trafficker or someone who's fraud schemes are based on human trafficking, we all get to watch the WORLD'S best law enforcement experts NAIL YOU FOREVER.

And that's impossible to ignore on this Friday.

One love. See you at the Team Patriot Luau!

</RANT>


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