WHY ARE WE QUOTING GIULIANI - A PAID FOREIGN AGENT - WHEN HE CHANGES HIS STORY TWICE A DAY?
"We asked Rudy Giuliani about the investigation. He said Robert S. Mueller III is Belgian, has no jurisdiction, and Trump will be emperor."
WHY ARE THEY BOOKING HIS STUPID ASS ON TV AND QUOTING HIM IN PRINT? WHY?
WHY NOT ASK RUDY ABOUT THE TURKISH MONEY LAUNDERER WHO JUST GOT SENTENCED? YOU KNOW, THE ONE HE WAS PAID TO GET OFF BY ERDOGAN'S THUGS?
"We asked Rudy Giuliani about the President's plans to deal with Mueller. He said that he will only fight Mueller MMA style, as per the Federalist Papers."
"We asked Rudy Giuliani to describe Mueller's plans, since he has zero access to that office. He told us that Mueller quit today and put Carter Page in charge, who has since made Trump Senator for Life."
"We asked Rudy Giuliani a question. Before the question was finished, he explained that he was the Duke of Milan and barked his favorite Bolognese recipe at us. We will interview him tomorrow as well."
"Today Rudy Giuliani opened The Office of Arresting Hillary Clinton and announced that his investigation into her is very advanced. We will be broadcasting live from the new OAHC all weekend long. Updates when they happen!"
"BREAKING: The Office of Arresting Hillary Clinton has reported that it will be arrest-indict-plea-dealing her MAYBE WITHIN THE WEEK. A spokeman for Head Chief General Attorney Person Giuliani screamed Giuliani's favorite place to get osso bucco in New York."
"BREAKING!!!: House Intel Chairman Devin Nunes has announced a FULL CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT SHARING ALLIANCE with Giuliani's OAHC. Every top secret document Nunes has, he'll be sharing with Giuliani.
A spokeswoman for Giuliani announced that he is very smart and knows things."
"SCOOP! OAHC and House Intel have added Dr. Carter Page as Head Chief of Liaison. He will manage all of the top secret intel available to both offices. Dr. Page remarked that surely Hillary Clinton will soon face all the justice they can muster."
SO MEDIA: Instead of treating Giuliani's brain drippings as reliable, want a challenge?
Get another source from the IC. And ask what's up. K? </>
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